I love your enthusiasm, I really do, but where are you going to find someone to play checkers with out here? I mean, you're in the jungle my friend, did you forget that? And do you even have a checker board? Did you pack one in the trunk perchance? I didn't think so. Nice thought, but I'm going to have to insist that you do something useful, like, hmm... I don't know... Try to find your way out of the jungle perhaps?