You sit at your dressing table refusing to budge.

The day goes on and you start to feel hungry, thirsty and confused.

"This has never happened before" you contemplate quietly to yourself.

The fireplace has not been lit this morning to warm the room so you are start to get cold.

When the doors to your room burst open.

Three rugged Vikings run into your room and are stopped in their tracks by your beauty (and your nakedness)

You stand up and place your dainty hands on your hips.

"And WHAT do you think YOU three are doing throwing open the doors to a ladies room?" you demand

The three Vikings stop and contemplate your question, they laugh at your ludicrous behaviour. A pretty naked princess stop three Vikings?

They grab you and take you to the great hall where the Viking leader is.

"Ornolf Stormbrook we've found the princess!" One of the big Vikings says.

You are currently slumped over one of the smelliest Vikings you've ever met (not that you've met a lot of Vikings)

Ornolf walks over to you and give you a quick smack on the bare bottom.

Your alabaster face goes bright red (rather unbecoming of a princess).

"Well Princess, you will be coming with us back to our lands, if the King and Queen ever want to see you again they will have to pay with a kingdom for you!" He says to your tomato face.

The Vikings all roar with laughter and storm out of the castle with all the gold, silver and trinkets they can carry including you!

The voyage back  to their land is monstrous. You are sick all the way back.

They try to keep you happy, but nothing is never good enough for you.

Everything smells.

Everything is dirty.

Everyone talks funny.

By the end of it they want to just give you back!

Sadly the King and Queen have nothing else to give the Vikings for your safe return, so they leave you on an island the same way they found you.

With nothing and naked.

You barely last a week.

The End.